U said u wanted this blog to be interactive, and so it shall be.

Let's have a new challenge.I challenge anybody to come out out with the best and most witty insults.

let me start the ball rolling.....
1)You are so fat that when you went swimming, everybody thought you were an offshore island.
2)You are so ugly that when i brought you to the zoo, they said 'thanks for bringing it back'.
3)You are so fat, that you iron your clothes on terminal 3 runway.
4)You are so ugly, that when you looked in the mirror, it shattered.
5)Your teeth are so yellow,that when you smile, all traffic stops.

Got an idea? post on the class blog today.
creative ones pls.not those tat i have alrdy said in class........
cheers
-clive

U said u wanted this blog to be interactive, and so it shall be.

Let's have a new challenge.I challenge anybody to come out out with the best and most witty insults.

let me start the ball rolling.....
1)You are so fat that when you went swimming, everybody thought you were an offshore island.
2)You are so ugly that when i brought you to the zoo, they said 'thanks for bringing it back'.
3)You are so fat, that you iron your clothes on terminal 3 runway.
4)You are so ugly, that when you looked in the mirror, it shattered.
5)Your teeth are so yellow,that when you smile, all traffic stops.

Got an idea? post on the class blog today.
creative ones pls.not those tat i have alrdy said in class........
cheers
-clive